Removing unwanted stuff from your eye!

Right guys and girls here's a useful tip even tho I'm posting it as a bit of a gag! Firstly don't use an angle grinder without eye protection! I did on Saturday for the last time! Had sh*t stuck in my eye until last night. I thought I'd got lucky and it nearly came out at work yesterday but I was wrong. Didn't wanna go to A+E despite putting my head under taps etc to try and flush it out or just hoping the extra "eye juice" would flush it out. This is what I did in the end.

Step 1 - Fill a large jug with about 1.5 litre of cold tap water.

Step 2 - Don't be such a pussy! Hold your eyelids as open as you can, your eyeball ain't gonna fall out!

Step 3 - Empty the whole jug of water into your eye and don't close ya eyelids!

Step 4 - Run around you kitchen like a stupid dickhead cause you didn't like the cold water and it stings more than the crap that's been in there for the past 3 days!

Step 5 - Dry your face a leave the kitchen, remember to tell your bro who's just seen your whole "ordeal" that "Going to the hospital is for quitters!"

Hope someone gets a laugh outta this! It worked but I still got a bad case of red eye!

pmsl nutter,know what ya mean tho,happens to me when doing something under the car,grit or mud or dust straight in the eye!

lol, abit worse than mine on saturday, i was stripping ceiling paper and something landed in my eye and was killing for a good hour, then i used some optrex and an eye bath and it did the job stright away.

its pink eye not red eye! (southpark)

Trust me mine was beyond pink! Any longer and I think I'd actually have bled from my eye ball!

I think toms talkin about his jap eye

Briggs-e wrote:

I think toms talkin about his jap eye

mate thats wrong!

lol!! tom i reckon we should do u a sticky thread for the dubwerks! what u think? like an agony uncle for dubs!

Yeah ask toms dubwerks thread ftw!

cool u can do it ya'self now cant ya? or do u want me to start it for ya?

lol I'll do it later on dude!

yeah man uncle toms dubwerks pmsl!!

i have an uncle tom lol.