beese sciRATTo!!

make the most of these b4 pics , cos next week the rat-rocco will have the following mods
front fogs removed
front spots removed
rear rubber spoiler thing removed
slammed hard on toms old coilies
change of rims
extended front grille to cover previous fog lights
maybe bumpers removed (depends how bad the rust is behind them!)
gash wing aerial removed
thers a kind of removing stuff pattern emerging isnt there?

f-uck it, i'l take the mirrors off aswell, and graffiti the bonnet, or would paint stripper be better?

Sounds like its gonna be a right lil motor.

You should remove all the paint off the bonnet and just leave it to rust over it will look the big hairy testicle's

got it collected this aft, drove alrite for a 250 quidder! did drive it quite quick seein as it had no tax or insurance.

wicked , cant w8 to see the crapper in the flesh!

u already have.

Nitromorrs all the way beese!

ThE-aBuSeR wrote:

u already have.

Not being funny, but you really really need to stop talking utter and complete bolocks to yourself!! People will think you are a weird

bad news, apparently toms mk2 coilies wont fit my rocco, accordin to the e38 boyz, only mk1 golf items fit, pah!!
il have them fitted in no time, or die tryin!

failin that il getb the grinder out and chop some bouncers!!

Briggs-e wrote:

ThE-aBuSeR wrote:

u already have.

Not being funny, but you really really need to stop talking utter and complete bolocks to yourself!! People will think you are a weird

exactly! think im wierd! everyone KNOWS you are!

ThE-aBuSeR wrote:

Briggs-e wrote:

ThE-aBuSeR wrote:

u already have.

Not being funny, but you really really need to stop talking utter and complete bolocks to yourself!! People will think you are a weird

exactly! think im wierd! everyone KNOWS you are!

Better than have people think you are a under the thumb tossa

you must have a week off work, cos theres no way u'd be callin me a tossa knowin full well your gonna have to see me tommorow. :;'[:

Bugger! I'm sure you'll squeeze some lowness out the old girl tho Beese!

defo.

got her taxd yesterday, slapped a battery on her earlier , and shes ready to use, let the choppin begin! also bought a mcdonalds car park/ halfords corsa with stupid bodykit but nice set of 15s with new tyres and a load of i.c.e in it so il get that all onto the rocc! put the black 17s off the rado onto the corsa and fleece a college goer ! everyones happy.

just look at the gap between the front wheel and the arch, you can get ya head in it! i also like how a star wars type bodykit has been fitted, but theyve left the 1.2 swing stickers on the sides! and the stupid bumpstrips! young uns eh! , gave the rocc a wash too, down the drive tho didnt want the embarrasment of doin it out the front!

cant w8 to rip them spotlights off the rocc at work tommoz.

what you after for the corsa might have some chavvy mates who will be interetsed.

its got 11 months test/ 4 months tax will have them 17s on, lookin for around 700. will get it within a week livin where i do.

Bet the house prices have plummeted in ur street now Beese, wat tha feck is stuck to the roof of that corsa?
Like ya said though, should have no worries gettin rid

will have a word. with the local chavs see what they say.

ThE-aBuSeR wrote:

That's one hell of a pram handle on the corsa!

corsa looks even stupider now its on 17s! but enuff of that shi*e!
first day in the rocc today, removed front fogs, brackets and wiring, number plate plynth and plate, mudflaps, aerial, various stickers out the windows. front ends lookin tidier.........


tommorow is judgement day for the rocc, will i like it when its slammed on better wheels?

Can't wait to see it bud!

its done, the job the e38 "experts" said couldnt be done (fittin mk2 golf coilies to a rocco) has infact been done! oooooooooooooooohh it was such a difficult job , i almost didnt get all 4 fitted and set up in my dinner hour , stupid photobuckets doin some maintenance tonite so i cant show u my pics yet, defo looks better, rears are all the way down , but still not enuff 4 my likin, and fronts need to come down another inch.

anyway, im off on e38 now to tell them how it is!! stupid office boyz.